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Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: Are you a Snitch? My wand is at the ready. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. Did you make me your horcrux?
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My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood! You can have the portkey to my heart. You must be a Snitch, because I've been Seeking you my whole life. Because you're the finest catch here.
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You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell. I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? You're growing me a bone. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you. Because my heart stopped when I met you. I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
Because you've made me stiff.
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Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! Do you like Harry Potter? I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style! Because I a-Dumbledore you!
Interested in making some magic together? Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.